Sunday, November 13, 2011

Things Are Crazy Here

Dear Pen Pals,
By way of explaining my protracted absence: Things are crazy here. The computer has been slow as cement, the car has been dented by a palm tree, and the majority of my clothing has been shredded by the new kitten, Jesse Jack. (Seen here on a good day.)

In addition, we have head colds, sore throats, chills. The weather is rainy and the dog has pains. I put a family heirloom on ebay to pay the vet.

Meanwhile, I attempt to edit an old novel. Whether I'm making it better or worse is a question for the sages. I do hope your life is progressing more smoothly than mine, dear friends...

P.S. (i am completely innocent of all charges against me, says Jesse Jack)