Good News

"Ah, San Diego - I love this City" (Ron Burgundy, The Anchorman)

I do. But more on that later. For now, synchronicity. Jung coined the word. (See Wikipedia.) I will define it as "Happy Coincidence" - synchronicities make me feel like heaven is watching and does have a plan for my life.

Unlike those who knock on my door with "The Good News." I open it in my pyjamas. Hi, they say, you are a sinner and are going to burn in hell. That is NOT good news! (Also, If your lifestyle hasn't attracted followers to your way of believing, then i can't help you.)

Good news would be that the same Creator who made butterflies, kittens and french fries also made me. (GOD means GOOD, after all...)

But why have i started a second blog? (When i first heard the word BLOG, i didn't know what it meant. I didn't know it was short for web-log. Even then, it still sounded sinister. Webs remind me of spiders, and something you get trapped in.

And log? Well, how can we avoid bathroom humor? We can't. As long as we humans still have to use the bathroom, there will be bathroom humor. Hippocrates said all ailments begin in the gut. He also said, "Above all, do not swarm." (He had a problem with bees in his yard.)

Anyway, my other blog was getting too serious. My wise self said i needed more humor. I looked up humor. Among other things (like "fun") the dictionary said humor is "the fluid in animal bodies." Hmm.